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Indecision 2008 – Jerusalem Style

Guest post by Shira

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Are you eligible to vote? Where do you go to vote? Who is the best mayoral candidate choice for you?  When will Porush’s character finally be debuting on South Park? Stay tuned to The Big Felafel for Shira’s exclusive Jerusalem municipal election coverage.

With the November 11, 2008 Jerusalem Municipality elections fast approaching, it’ s time for you to get schooled in local political election jargon and regulations. So I will hold your hand, answer your questions and yes, tell you who to vote for on 11.11.

If we have learned anything from the last 2 American oh-shit-Florida-what-the-hell-happened elections, it’s that the price for mistakes in the voting booth is very, very high. This year is a critical vote in Jerusalem, since whoever gets elected will allocate the budget, construct unnecessary trains, close secular schools and build bridges leading nowhere, thus affecting your daily life.

In the last election, 180,000 Jerusalemites voted, which means that around 300,000 Jerusalem residents didn’t come out and vote.  The split between the winning Mayoral candidate and the runner up was only 15,000 votes! We thank you, 300,000 lazy, apathetic, irresponsible Jerusalemites for all of the lovely congested, construction filled streets of our city center, for the 2 million shekel bridge opening ceremony, and for the expensive french lighting system on last year’s municipality sukkah!

There is no denying that Jerusalem has its challenges but this election, with its multiple candidates and multiple parties, does not have to be one of them– in fact, it could be our way to a cleaner, younger, pluralistic future for Jerusalem. So lets see how we can break it down…

Today: Check that you are a Jerusalem resident. All citizens, 17 years and older can vote, but to vote in the Jerusalem municipal election you must be registered as a resident of the city on your teudat zehut (Israeli ID card). So make sure that your address is a Jerusalem address on your tz. If not, have it changed at misrad hapnim. I believe you have until 21 days before the election to change your address on your teudat zehut.

Soon, the election booklets will be sent to the address on your teudat zehut and that address determines where you go to place your vote. If you don’t get your election booklet in your mailbox(as listed on your tz), or have other questions about where you go to cast your vote, you can call the misrad hapnim hotline: 1800-300-059.

You can watch an awful Hebrew video about this process with English subtitles here. it is not informative at all, but it is mildly humorous.

Stay tuned for my next post about the candidates, parties and lists so you’ll know what your options are when you’re all alone in that voting booth. If you have questions, post them and I’ll do my best to find the answer in time for us to vote to safeguard the future of a diverse, productive and prosperous Jerusalem!

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Comments

  1. * Ahuva says:

    You were right, the English instructions WERE mildly amusing..
    I cannot believe nearly two thirds of Jerusalemites did not vote last time!

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 5 months ago
  2. * Eli says:

    I agree with Shira. This election is critical for the future of the city. Just go out and vote. Its the least you can do…

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 5 months ago
  3. I’m more nervous about the prospect of who is going to be mayor than I am about my giyus in the army!

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 5 months ago
  4. * Molly says:

    I think Shira should run for Mayor…she is smart and sexy! That sounds better than haredi, crook or businessman!

    | Reply Posted 8 years, 5 months ago
  5. It’s seems that the businessman won 😉
    Will see..

    | Reply Posted 7 years, 9 months ago


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