The Big Felafel

The Holy Crap! Scandal

Fresh off the press former Prime Minister Ehud Olmert is corrupt… This can’t really be news. I mean I’ve known he was corrupt ever since he tried to hide his bald head with that ridiculous comb over. I said, “You can’t hide your comb over and you can’t hide the truth.” And here we are several years later suddenly (please read with a very sarcastic tone) breaking the news that the man is involved in a series of building scandals during his term as mayor of Jerusalem. Come on!!

First off, it is practically a national law to bribe municipality workers. I would do it if I had money to do it with. But that’s why young couples and students’ demands end up getting ignored by the city. Sure we want affordable housing, but we simply can’t afford to pay off the municipality workers who can make that happen. In fact, current Jerusalem Mayor Nir Barkat once gave a speech to a crowd of new immigrants expressing his shock when a young entrepreneur had his business shut down because he had not known to bribe the municipality workers. Bribing and power trips are old news.

What is shocking is to read about the other former mayor’s role in the scandal, Uri Lupolianski. I guess it still surprises me to see a super religious Jew fall so far from his holy teachings. Worse, Lupolianski allegedly laundered the money through million dollar donations to Yad Sarah, a charity for disabled and elderly people, which he founded in 1976. Is this a modern-religious man’s version of Robin Hood or did he end up pocketing the money and having hair treatments and spa time with Olmert? Time will only tell, since these men are obviously too corrupt to tell the truth.

But for those of us that live in Jerusalem and deal with the daily and disruptive construction (destruction), I think we knew awhile ago that something shady was going down. Or maybe it was just little-cynical-me. It just seemed like the expensive high-rises went up too fast but the pot holes on the streets never seemed to get fixed. In fact, the Holy Land Scandal is predicted to be just the first in a list of scandals. According to investigators the Mamilla mall, YMCA, Cinema City Project and Gilo Uptown project may all be linked to dirty hands.

While I may not be an official city investigator (who may also be accepting bribes by the above mentioned people), I have my own predictions about Jerusalem scandals. Mainly I believe that Project Light Rail is as dirty as they come- and it’s not from all the digging…The project was also initiated during Olmert’s term and continued on in Lupolianski’s reign. Mayor Barkat even stated that the train was ‘built in sin’. The project never seems to end. For years they have ripped the city streets a part causing painful traffic so that they can build a train that goes from one suburb to another. The rails are not convenient for the average traveler and probably won’t make traveling easier or faster. But will make it more expensive. Between Egged’s monopoly on bus transportation and the evil train, most of us end up walking or paying for a cab (that gets stuck in traffic). You can try the bike route, but since the city never made special bike lines then your simple ride into the city is more like a death march. I’ve done it plenty of times and every time I get off the bike I want to kiss the ground.

So when you read the news about the dirty evil sinful stupid light rail train scandal just know that The Big Felafel broke the story first! As for the other news, there’s nothing new about it.


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  1. * aliyah06 says:

    We’ve just thrown out this week’s newspapers or I could give you a story which backs up this prescient post: one woman has looked into Citypass and discovered that the Municipality agreed to pay any shortfall caused by fewer than expected passengers….except that the “expected” number of passengers is so unreasonably high that the Municipality will have to pay an artifically created “shortfall’ for the next 20 years at, of course, taxpayer expense.

    | Reply Posted 13 years, 1 month ago
  2. * Molly says:

    Ahhhh!! It’s just all so gross! I wish you could throw out the politicians like you did the newspapers! Thanks for the info…is it really us who will crack this case wide open?

    | Reply Posted 13 years, 1 month ago
  3. * Shuey Fogel says:

    Ahh, I remember with fondness my daily bike rides to and from work during the 4.5 years that I lived in Jerusalem. One pothole accident (I flew off that bicycle like a bad superman wannabee), 1 hit-by-car, 3 near-deaths, 1 overgrown-bush incident, 1 broken elbow and repeated blown tires. It should come as no surprise that every year I added another piece of safety equipment because I just didn’t feel safe enough. Couldn’t stop, though, I just loved biking in the city.

    Your post was an unfortunate, accurate summary of the state of affairs. Thanks for the walk through memory lane…


    | Reply Posted 13 years, 1 month ago
  4. * Molly says:

    Wow you are hardcore Shuey!

    | Reply Posted 13 years, 1 month ago

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